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Unloading Slate

by Tara

Now that the Bonettis have headed home, it's time to unload the slate from the back of our heavily-laden truck. It's a laborious process—Tyler sits in the bed of the truck, taking each tile and tapping it lightly with a hammer. We've read that a ringing sound is good, and means the slate will last. A dull thud means the slate is cracked or compromised in some way.

Slate Roof Tiles on Truckbed Tyler Testing Slate Roof Tile Tyler Stacking Slate Roof Tiles Tara Carrying Slate Roof Tiles

Many of the pieces elicit sickening clunks, and quite a few of them break with light handling, but all in all, we have at least eight hundred usable tiles. After sorting the good slate into piles, we carry them over to the pallets we've rigged up to store them. After a few hours, as we're nearing the end of the project, black clouds roll in off the mountains and it begins to rain.

Tara & Slate Roof Tiles Tara Picking Up Stack of Slate Tara Carrying Slate Roof Tiles

While drops pitter patter, I scurry around shutting windows and bringing important tools inside. Then, mostly sheltered from the rain by the trees, we keep stacking. Eventually, the shower turns to a downpour; soon we're utterly soaked to the bone. Our clothing is rendered utterly useless, and hangs on us like floppy laundry from a broken washing machine. I haven't been this waterlogged since we cycled through Transylvania!

Still, we press on. The mud underfoot has become sticky and deep, as puddles pool on the trampled ground. The short path from our truck to the slate pallet is getting treacherous—if I slip and fall, and I'm liable to decapitate myself on the slate's sharp edges! Okay, maybe not, but I tread carefully anyway, and smile thinking of my three-year-old nephew, Eli, when he said to Tyler's sister Amanda, "It's trech-us out here, Mama!"

By the time we're through stacking, we're completely drenched and mud-splattered, too. We were going to head to our friend Allan's place to attend a benefit for his Iditarod-going friend, but there's no way we're leaving our mudpit of a home in the state we're in. Next, we slosh down the hill to our clearing, and I insist we clean off before going in our tiny camper.

So, we strip down and head to the well, splashing in mud puddles along the way, feeling free and slightly feral in this messy, muddy life of ours. At the well, Tyler devises the perfect bathing system, which I can't believe we haven't tried before: one person pumps, while the other holds the hose. We soap up quickly, and then scream and squeal and hyperventilate as the other sprays us. We even get brain-freeze when washing the muck out of our hair!

Goofy Tyler on Misty Afternoon Tara's Feet in Puddles

At last, we're dry and cozy in our little camper. The rain has stopped for now, making room for a thick layer of mist which has rolled in from the west. The white, ghostly fog hangs suspended, draped over our lush, deep-green landscape. The scene, played to the ceaseless theme of twittering birds all around is truly magical.

Truck on Our Misty Land
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I showed Pete this entry today. Slate seems way more interesting and aesthetically pleasing than the tin we were thinking about. Do you mind if I ask how much it was??

Still enjoying reading about all the progress!
Posted by Natasha on June 8th, 2013 at 7:50 PM
Slate is way cooler than tin!

New slate generally costs somewhere between $5-$10 per square foot. Use slate tiles of various sizes generally go for $1-$3 apiece.

The roof on our cottage is about 600 square feet, and we now have enough tile to cover about 3/4 of it. We paid $600 :)
Posted by Tyler on June 8th, 2013 at 8:38 PM
What happened to the 'Gloom' post? Been wondering what you'll decide to do after realizing all the work, expenses/debt, and forces of nature that you'll have to deal with.
Posted by Hazel on June 16th, 2013 at 2:24 PM
Not sure what happened there but it should be back. We'll be posting a follow-up to that entry here soon-ish.
Posted by Tyler on June 16th, 2013 at 3:10 PM